Gefilte Fish Out of Water


Israeli Rain: Attention Whore
November 3, 2009, 12:07 pm
Filed under: Published Columns

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Six days and counting.  Tired of this rain yet?  Read my take on this bullshiz weather pattern in my new column for iGoogledIsrael here.

And since I don’t have a TV and couldn’t understand the Hebrew well enough to understand a weather forecast if I did – bonus points for anyone who leaves a comment explaining what B.S. Israeli weathermen/women spin on camera to talk about this lame weather pattern.

Seriously – I will give one million dollars to the person that comments with that answer.  (Like, in the U.S., the forecaster would talk about a weather front moving from the West to the East via the jetstream, yada yada.  Maybe the front would stall for a tad if it combined with another storm…but they always keep moving east and out to sea and that’s it.  Goodbye storm, and cue the sun.  Not here.  Is there just no jet-stream in Israel?  Can we import one???)

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